I don’t think sucking your own dick makes you gay, either it makes you lucky. Maybe you’re just trying to seem relatable to your audience. Not that eating your own cum suggests that you are gay anyway! Maybe you are curious or hungry or you prefer the efficiency of ingesting to cleaning. He finally plunges his thumb into his mouth and devours his dick’s doing. Well, in one of them, he ejaculates onto his hand (really, the lower part of his thumb, where it meets the rest of his hand) and then tentatively begins to lick at his semen. If you didn’t read this post’s headline and somehow stumbled onto this page (you, like Michael Hoffman, ARE NOT GAY!!!), you may be wondering how videos of a man masturbating may imply that he’s gay. Those videos, I can understand, make me look that way, and I respect gay people completely, but I’m not gay. “I just want to say, I know there are videos going around of me. Selfie-taker Michael Hoffman has the ripped physique and boyish good looks of someone who’d tag Instagram posts #instagay, except HE ISN’T GAY!!! He declared as much in a YouTube response to a recent rash of “leaked” videos of him masturbating.